Single White Female

So...me and Kim think it's pretty hilarious that we can somehow manage to Scare away boys with our personalitys that are nothing less than Perfect southern charm at it's finest! Call me a comedian,or call me crazy but we have been told will make phenominal wives one day. Not that i can compete w/miss betty crocker here to my left who never makes mess's or small fires in the kitchen,and can throw together a 4course meal outta noodles and a can of salsa. ha'but oh i'm learning.
Which i'm never good @ always but i do try. However,i am hopeless @ baking and never will graduate paula deans cooking class.F for Effort! But,@the end of the day it amazes me how 2young smart,talented bursting full of personality girls are the last ones to end up w/dates and the first ones to end up w/free drinks! Silly concept but none the less its Amazing. "We can't be tamed'we have to be embraced" Kimberly Fairfax words of wisdom says it best.

2010

Hello,2010.
Where is my Reality Show already? It's been a while since i've updated this blogger. however i do enjoy blogging for your guys entertainment of course ;). First and foremost i'd like to thank Kim for being rock solid sidekick through it all lately. What do we do when we wanna have fun? DANCE. Flip Flops is always a fun place to go on the weekends. Owned by Ace who was on the MTV reality show the Real World who just adores us,lol. Jimmy Buffet bar with fun drinks and fun people,however everytime me and kim walk in it's like we are the only ones that exsist,maybe it's our brazilian physiques or our southern belle charm but i'm pretty sure we accidently landed a job as Promotional Girls for their bar. On purpose? Not at all. Are we getting paid for it,Not even close. Our latest event was St.Patty's Day.Standard Reving up the crowd by dancing on the bar. only b/c if you dance on the dance floor gross guys try and hit on you,we know how to BEAT THE SYSTEM.
plan of action. #1.pretend your famous
#2.don't look anyone in the eyes
#3.never give out your phone number
#4.always have smoke signals to get ur butt outa there if needed
asap.practice these in the car before walking into any bar or event. Or else you will end up on the sidewalk outside of the Gold Room left all alone with nobody in sight.(Don't get me started on THAT story) Thank God for the bulletproof vest he gave me.